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Sunday, December 21, 2008

Return of the Monkey (Sneak Preview)

Ok. This one no be real post o. The Flyin' Monkey went AWOL for over six weeks! Chei! Why? Because he fell in love and had to attend to matters of the heart. Anyway, dat one na another story for another day. The main story na the scattering wey I receive from Sikira and Bolatito. But still, that story too go wait.

Today, I wan just offer my sincere apologies for my unannounced disappearance. No vex ehn, my people. No be my fault. I promise by Sango's head not to disappear again! Watch this space on Tuesday morning!!!!

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posted by FineBoy Agbero at 9:22 PM


apology not accepted!
infact, if you're not careful, i'll replace you and look for another boo!

December 21, 2008 at 10:10 PM  

I second her. Apology not accepted.

December 21, 2008 at 10:51 PM  

cant wait!

December 21, 2008 at 11:22 PM  

ok, we're waiting with baited breath...

December 22, 2008 at 12:16 AM  

Glad to have you back babes..

you said you fell in love and dissapeared so does your reappearance mean..............

December 22, 2008 at 12:19 AM  

lolll@afro' dat one na neco question o :)

December 22, 2008 at 7:45 AM  


December 22, 2008 at 2:50 PM  

I refuse to accept this apology, you just left us hanging for over a month plus, kilode, anyway you better quickly update or i will send my boys to you.
I hope you haven't fallen out of love o and i definitely hope it is sikira o....

December 22, 2008 at 3:32 PM  

i feel you jare. apology accepted. dont mind all these people beefing you, lol.

December 22, 2008 at 7:31 PM  

hmm...i don vex o! but just because u apologised, i accept! cant wait!

December 22, 2008 at 7:45 PM  

I don't think I'll accept your apology o!
You must tell us the full gist of your escapades with Bolatito and Sikira.

December 23, 2008 at 11:38 AM dear, it is tuesday morning here o & no show. Abi you dey use hawaiian time? you don reel us in with this tale of love + thrashing, now you must deliver. no slanting.

December 23, 2008 at 7:30 PM  

ok, its wednesday morning over here...where the tuesday update??

Na you be the cheat sef....

Happy Holidays...

December 24, 2008 at 1:06 PM  

*hiss*. Tuesday don pass o.
Merry christmas o. u know how we dey do am for area. enough "shepe"(however its spelt at least u know wat i mean)..

December 25, 2008 at 8:06 AM  

FBA! I'm guessing that by now Sango's head has caught up with you? lol.
Na im be say, Sikira go take over your blog! She sabi type??? Make she no come here day tabon anyhow o! Puhlease!
Merry Christmas bdw!!!!

December 26, 2008 at 12:07 AM  

my guy u fuck up infact you yabb. hhaaaaaaaa i waited for almost 6 weeks infact i have grown ass and tits just sitting on my computer dey wait for u lol. neways i thank God u dey alive i don dey fear gbomo-gbomo don steal u , use u for juju. may it no be ur potion

December 26, 2008 at 12:44 AM  

nonsense agbero, ur own tuesday neva reach abi. na wetin i get 4 trusting a tout be that nau, no be ur fault.

December 26, 2008 at 8:45 PM  

TUesday has come and gone o

December 26, 2008 at 11:20 PM  

fall in love? oya, spill asap

December 27, 2008 at 5:31 AM  

Apology accepted!
Merry Christmas in arrears and a Wonderful new year

December 28, 2008 at 9:29 PM  

Come on people. This is the he needs us most. He fell in love and disappeared and now that his heart has been broken, lets give him a shoulder to....But if na him break person heart eh, i go support if una wan make we crucify am.

December 29, 2008 at 6:23 PM  

ok this is the second tuesday morning! how are u?

Merry Christmas and a wonderful love filled new year.

December 30, 2008 at 8:38 AM  

appology accepted.....NOT oya afara upgrade abi is it update kia kia with immediate alacrity

December 30, 2008 at 9:19 AM  

Apology totally unacepted lol. E be like say we go send blogville police make dem come find u. happy new year o

December 31, 2008 at 7:22 PM  

okay i have being reading blogs for so long now but i have never commented. I think not commenting on this will be a diservice to naija. Cos this ma friend is genius. gonna delve right in

(1) If this is actually true i.e. this guy no be some kain amazing fictional character. You hard no be small. I think you might want to take the writing seriously then cos i believe your stories could make for an awesome book. It will be looking at a side of nigerian society no one truly understands and no one has been othered enough to explain from a positive of atleast slightly humane perspective. Read henry millers.. tropic of capricorn.. i think that kind of style would be what you should aim for. It was a ground breaking book then and i think you might have one of those in you.

2)If it is fiction then your research skills are mad. and am guessing u are very intelligent so no need to mother you. Invest time and effort man, write a book end of. This is the best material for a book i have seen of blogsville no offence to the other people o!

O between never accept if its fiction or not.. the guessing makes the read even more tantalising(am sad like dat!) Anyhows end of unsolicited advice!

January 1, 2009 at 7:38 PM  

Happy new year.

U want us to accept ur apology, and u havent posted in 2 weeks.

January 5, 2009 at 9:01 AM  

happy new year!

January 5, 2009 at 4:36 PM  

u fell in love, huh? seems like the love bug is going around..

cant wait to hear details..happy new year!!!

January 6, 2009 at 5:08 PM  

Happy New Year the great one!

January 7, 2009 at 9:26 AM  

Happy nu yr o! Everybody!!!!

Abeg no vex o!!! I dey come!

January 9, 2009 at 12:47 PM  

Na only when them break ur heart we dey see u oh..

Happy new year

January 9, 2009 at 12:53 PM  

Ok o! Take your time.

January 9, 2009 at 6:12 PM  

awww you fell in sweet...i hope that love blossoms into something fruitful in 2009

happy bew year darling

January 9, 2009 at 6:13 PM  

u dey come 4 where????? abeg o :P

January 10, 2009 at 3:11 PM  

Happy new year...

Used to come here and then what happened? lol

Look forward to reading your next post..

January 11, 2009 at 12:54 PM  

Agbero, u neva still post...

January 13, 2009 at 11:24 AM  

you didnt keep your promise. den den den

January 14, 2009 at 9:41 PM  

Imagine, you promised not to disappear again by "Sango's head". Remember Sango is a fierce deity that liked no lies. Better come back sharp sharp. It's almost 1 months since that pledge

January 15, 2009 at 10:30 AM  

See, i always suspected that sango's head had no value, and u have just proved me right because three tuesdays after u swore by it's head, u've still not updated!

happy new year Gberoski! hope to have u onboard soon.

January 15, 2009 at 11:58 AM  

Oya update na! Me I want to hear this jist about u falling in love!

January 15, 2009 at 3:10 PM  

Nna, 1 week of agbero is one year o!

January 15, 2009 at 5:10 PM  

FBA, update nowww!!! Abi se won so pa e ni???
I saw your paperblog in WOW! abi na wetin dem dey call am sef??? Now I know that you will be coming bk here soon...except of course that was just a one time thing.
take care...
and easy with the Paraga o! Sikira no go give you im kidney o!

January 16, 2009 at 3:48 PM  

woomie! SO u saw the magazine? Arghhh!!! I'm back sooner than u think ooo!!!
All my "insulters" i must update!!
But i said Tuesday abi? SO i must wait till Tuesday!!


January 16, 2009 at 6:43 PM are completely useless! Which kain rubbish be this?! anyway, make I no talk too much sha. I neva update in over 2 weeks. But your own hiatus don pass tori.

January 16, 2009 at 7:07 PM  

ok, sweerie you're not useless now...abeg come & update...kai, see me sounding desperate. hiss!

January 16, 2009 at 7:19 PM  

Hi there Agbero person, me thinks you are not really an agbero... Anyhoos on atheism and foxholes - I have never being in a foxhole so I wouldnt know if my philosophy would change and if I would call on a diety. I still call on God sometimes, I speak to him in my mind but the thing is I know without Doubt that he isnt there. So its more like talking to my highest potential. To me the idea of God is the Best of me. My greatest self. God is when I have reached my potential...the buddist would say when you have achieved enlightenment. So to me that is God. Enlightement. When I am no longer subjected to petty human emotions which includes by the way the incessant wish to belong to a monotheistic religion. Ergo, I dont believe there is a God. Given what I know about myself I would probably focus on getting moi out of that situation rather than believe that a diety would magically appear and save me. But then I am human and I can hope that another human being would come to my rescue...Monotheistic religion would teach you that that is a miracle whereas atheism dictates that it is simply by chance. c'est fini!

January 16, 2009 at 9:05 PM  

guy, tomorrow is another Tuesday...i'll be here in the morning

January 19, 2009 at 10:30 AM  

Uhm...which Tuesday were you referring 2???

January 19, 2009 at 9:44 PM  

temite!:-whc one be long na new toasting style???many babes dey there o....u better dont choose him outta the lot o....sikira dey very crude gan ni.ask exschoolnerd....not to talk of our own bumight.

January 19, 2009 at 11:08 PM  

Vera baby, na dis Tuesday o! Dis very one!

Mizchif. ahn-ahn? leave my new wife alone o!

January 20, 2009 at 12:12 AM  

you are crazy. hope this is totally fiction.

January 21, 2009 at 12:04 PM  

your blog make sense die, i go need some tutorial from you as per as to make my own blog become sense. my blg na

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November 22, 2009 at 12:02 PM  

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